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Die Antwoord — Zefside Zol

Die Antwoord - Zefside Zol

Текст Die Antwoord — Zefside Zol

Whatever, man
Fokker! Ha ha!
This is how we drop a zefside zol
I get the cold bottle beer, crack it open
Down the whole bottle beer, where’s the dope, kid?
Take the empty bottle beer, smash it broken
Stuff the neck full of dope, then I smoke it Blow the smoke out my nose like a dragon
And I puff that magic in the dragon
Yeah I smoke-a the weed, and I get-a the high
Now I’m lekker red in the eye
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Die Antwoord — So What?

Die Antwoord - So What?

Текст Die Antwoord — So What?

Yo, Hi-Tek!
Let’s fuck around with some of that old feel good gangsta shit
I’ve been a rapper for twenty fucking years
Whole lot of fucking blood, sweat, and tears
Who cares? they dont give a fuck
on the mic Im takin no prisoners!
Check me out, now… yo! yo!
So what? I’m only up an coming in the game?
So what? Im in it for the cash money and the fame?
So what? I’m better than you and its fucking up your brain?
Yo-Landi Visser is the shit up in this bitch!
I rapped for twenty years and never made a cent
Borrowed money from my mom to pay the rent
Now how am I gonna get out of this mess?
Yo-Landi shows me two stripes on the fokken piss test
Broke-ass Ninja gonna be a daddy
Little baby Ninja gonna need some nappies
Gave it my best shot never pressed stop
Thank God Die motherfuckin Antwoord went pop
Got a million fucking dollars in the bank
Then I converted all my dollars into rands
That equals seven million rands in the bank
Not too shitty, fuck you Jimmy, Im-a never give it back
Dont worry Ninja Im gonna make you proud
Im here to work Im not here to fuck around
Im your special little cherry on the top
I keep it very fucking hot indeed Im never gonna pop
Ive been a rapper for twenty fucking years
Whole lot of fucking blood, sweat, and tears
Who cares? they dont give a fuck
on the mic Im takin no prisoners!
So what I fly around the whole world getting paid
So what I smoke weed all day every day
So what I tell the truth even when I tell a lie
I get very red in the eye when Im getting high
I got a record deal in the overseas
So excited that I couldnt go to sleep
They wanted my soul so I sold it for a fee
when they dropped the album everyone downloaded it for free
In the overseas they think Im the shizzle
In South Africa they think Im a criminal
Little girl show me your ID
I dont like the drugs but the drugs sure like me!
Ninja fucking ugly on the skin
But Ninja very lovely from within
Im serious, but also need a bit of fun
Ninja likes the girls who lets him stick his penis up their bum
Ek gooi n fokken 27 innie lig
Ek slat jou met my fokken piel in jou gesig
I’m the fucking ultimate I can’t loose
Klap n vet moerrefokken zol, nou’s jy confused!
Ive been a rapper for twenty fucking years
Whole lot of fucking blood, sweat, and tears
Who cares? they dont give a fuck
on the mic Im takin no prisoners!
So what my teacher says good girl me I would never hack it
So what Im like a full blown marijuana addict
So what Im like the freshest fucking rapper on the planet
Its a Africa thing, you wouldnt understand it!
You’re chilling in your room bored all alone
Now you’re flipping through porn on your phone
Start jerking off… ’bout to bust a nut
When your mom walks in the room… Jesus, what the fuck?
Life is crazy yo it doesnt make sense
Im here to make money not to make friends
I used to hustle like a fokken dwankie to pay rent
Nowadays when I check my balance at the ATM
I go Oh, my God! Oh, oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, oh, my God!
(Im so hot right now)
I need a ice T shit
Hi-Tek this motherfucking beat is nasty
(Im so hot right now)
The girlies go Pssst!
(Im so hot -)
Touch my face it go ttsssss!
(Im so hot right now)
Yolandi Visser
(So hot right now)
DJ Hi-Tek
(So hot right now)
Zef side Ninja
(So hot right now)
Die fokken Antwoord
(So hot right now)
Neill Blomkamp
(so hot right now)
Tony Ciulla
(So hot right now)
Show me the mulla
(so hot right now)
Ja motherfuckers so what?
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Die Antwoord — Uncle Jimmy

Die Antwoord - Uncle Jimmy

Текст Die Antwoord — Uncle Jimmy

Uh, hi Jimmy
Yolandi, hi. Come in. Come in. How you doin’?
I just wanted to ask you-
Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap
Uh.okay.uh.well
There you go. You want some herbal tea?
Uh, no thanks
You sure?
I’m fine
Ok (whatever)
Thanks
Oh, Yolandi, look at you
You’re so cute and squishy
Look at your little cheeky weekys you’re so cute
II
I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet;
OK
Feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair
You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do
You hear me Yolandi?
Mhmm
Yeah, don’t let anyone around here fuck you around
Kay
You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything
Come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and
Tell Uncle Jimmy what you need
I help you the fuck up
You got that?
Yes, Jimmy
No, Uncle Jimmy, call me Uncle Jimmy
Yes, Uncle Jimmy
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Die Antwoord — DJ Hi-Tek Rulez

Die Antwoord - DJ Hi-Tek Rulez

Текст Die Antwoord — DJ Hi-Tek Rulez

DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
Fuck you in the ass, punk-ass white boy
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
Fuck you in the ass, you punk-ass white boy
DJ Hi-Tek, yo, you can’t touch me, faggot
You’re not man enough
It’s DJ Hi-Tek, yo, you can’t touch me faggot, unh
I’ll fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will eat your asshole alive, you bitch
Fuck you ho
DJ Hi-Tek will eat your asshole
I’ll fuck you in front of everybody, bitch
Look at you scared, look at you scared now, ho
You scared of a real man
Look at you scared
It’s DJ Hi-Tek, bitch
I’ll fuck you ’til you love me, faggot
I’ll fuck you ’til you love me
Fuck you ’til you love me
Fuck you ’til you- fuck you ’til you- fuck you ’til you love me
I’ll fuck you ’til you love me
I’ll fuck you ’til you love me
You can’t last two minutes in my world, bitch
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Die Antwoord — Never Le Nkemise 2

Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 2

Текст Die Antwoord — Never Le Nkemise 2

South Africa, 2012
We in the future now
Just because the whole world’s gone dwanky
Doesn’t mean we fucking going to go out like that too
Fuck the system
We have our own system
We make our own rules
We don’t answer to no one
That’s right, we keep it gangsta
We keep it zef
We keep it pumping off its moerefokking face
One time
Vuil-geboosted warrior styles
Yo, DJ Hi-Tek
Gooi rooi, homeboy
Never le nkemise
Never le nkemise
Never le nkemise
Le ka zama mara never leloke
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Die Antwoord — Shit Just Got Real

Die Antwoord - Shit Just Got Real

Текст Die Antwoord — Shit Just Got Real

Yeah, haha
It’s another one of them old funky Cyprus Hill thangs
(Woah, we got a live one here)
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
‘Til it’s time to do gangster shit
(‘Sup, What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Yeah- Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch
(Shit just got real)
Sen Dog, the fucking OG
Bucket hat low, yo I keep it low key
Puffin’ yeska shit smell so sweet
Big weed cloud smoking up your whole street
Cypress Soul Assassins on the creep
Where we come from, yeah the Vatos roll deep
(?)thick homie don’t sleep
Sip, sipping light beer, I don’t fuck with Olde E
Ease back, you’re standing too close homie
What the fuck you want, homes? You don’t know me
Jumpin’ right at the speed of light, make you go to sleep
Wake up nose bleeding and you got no teeth
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
‘Til it’s time to do gangster shit
(‘Sup? What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Yeah- Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch
This one time me and Yolandi was
Driving down the road smoking some herb
Through the fucking streets of Johannesburg
When I’m zef side I always roll strapped
In a matte black Scubie with a matte black gat
Subwoofer in the trunk, kicking to the bass
Now I got this fuckin .38 stickin in my waist
So I pull out my gat and I leave it on my lap
On the zef side of town now speeding to the left
Stop at the light round the corner from my pad
Who’s this knocking at my window?
Nigga pointing at my front wheel says I got a flat
My window’s real mother fucking black
So I can see him but he can’t see me back
He put a gun on my window and go tap tap tap
So I picked up the matte black gat on my lap
And I said ‘Yolandi, can you please lean back?’
Jy, jou ma se poes
Jy’s ‘n fokken naai
Tsek, jy gat vrek
Ja you gonna die
Wat die fok is aan die gang binne in jou kop?
Fokkol! Bra, jy’s ‘n fokken flop
Jy’s ‘n brak
Ek’s ‘n groot moederfokken hond
Stywe piele, sit dit binne in jou mond
Speak, ma jy kanie
Want daar’s ‘n piel in jou keel
(Shit just got real)
Everybody wanna be a gangster
(So you wanna be a gangster, homes?)
‘Til it’s time to do gangster shit
(Sup? What you wanna do? Puto make a move)
You talk the talk, you better walk the walk, boy
(Put up or shut up)
Shit just got real up in this bitch
(Shit just got real)
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Die Antwoord — Wings on My Penis

Die Antwoord - Wings on My Penis

Текст Die Antwoord — Wings on My Penis

Uh! Yo! Huh! Yeah! Let’s do this!
Hey, yo, fuck this shit, I prayed to God but he forgot this kid
Woke up and I was like, «I can’t believe this, still ain’t got no wings on my
penis!»
Penises are awesome! Penises are cool! Draw penis on the wall, draw penises at
school, I draw a penis on the menu and all over place
Sneak over when you’re sleeping, draw a penis on your face
Yeah motherfucker! Lil Tommy Terror
Will I ever stop drawing penises? Never!
Yo! Will I ever stop cursing? Maybe! NOT!
If you don’t like it, fuck you!
I prayed so hard, I even prayed to Jesus I even wrote to santa claus but all I
got is sneakers!
I don’t want these Nike’s, I don’t want Adidas, all I want is wings on my
mother-fucking penis
Fuck yeah! Oh shit! Woah! Little Tommy Terror
Aye! Yeah baby! What? Fuck you
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Die Antwoord — Jonah Hill

Die Antwoord - Jonah Hill

Текст Die Antwoord — Jonah Hill

Turn me up! Yo! Uh! Yo!
I step up in the club like, who the fuck’s that?
Yeah bitch it’s another king, Ninja’s back!
Pants sagging down you can see my butt crack!
Sagging so low you can see my nut sack!
Yeah motherfucker my flows are ill, my balls fat and sweaty
Like Jonah Hill, you know the deal
Your boy ninja got skill, like deep throat
There’s cum squirting out your nostrils!
Dude what are you doing?
Dude that sounds totally gay
What are you talking about?
It just sounds gay dude
What sounds gay?
Like, the last line, where you say like, the, the «deep throat» thing it sounds
like «cum squirting out your nostrils», that’s what you said
But not, uh, fuck, dude, it’s like if you, I’m saying like the chick
What are you saying?
Uh, like the chick, like skill like a girl who can give deep throat
Nah, I don’t get it, God what do you think? God? Do you think it sounds gay?
Uh, yeah, nah, it does sound a bit gay
But dude you are gay
Exactly so he would know
Yeah just a bit gay
He would know if it sounds gay or not
I thought it was gay
Just let me ask Muggs, let me ask Muggs. Muggs, Muggs dude does this sound gay?
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Die Antwoord — Peanutbutter + Jelly

Die Antwoord - Peanutbutter + Jelly

Текст Die Antwoord — Peanutbutter + Jelly

Yo, I was at the club just chilling and shit
And this pretty little mama, Alana, pick the paddy up
Outside, people smoking marijuana
Sweet talking anna, zero fucking drama
I’m dressed fresh, got my best tracksuit on, people be like, «Where’d you get
that dope tracksuit from?»
Yo, every time I rock this shit people bug out, my tracksuit on,
itchy and scratchy the fuck out
All of the sudden there’s a fucking light in my face, dumb fuck with the camera,
right in my face
Dude’s like, «look who’s all up in the club with a onesie, look at me everybody
I’m in a onesie»
This fat fuck mad drunk all brave and shit
Obviously jealous on this fucking hater shit
Cell phone in my face shouting loud as he can, so I snatched his fucking cell
phone out of his hand
His little video must look fucking sick when I stuck his phone in my pants and
rubbed it on my dick, uh, dude was dumbstruck handed the phone back to this
dumb fuck
Motherfuck nearly had a heart attack, now your flustered, tripping out all
disgusted, I’m holding his phone out but he doesn’t want it back,
it’s like fuck it, popped his phone back into his pocket
«What’s wrong with you man, are you fucking crazy?» I replied «Yes,
totally fucking crazy» gold teeth flashing, smiling, Alana, my little ‘nana,
trying to cool down the drama
«I’ll fuck you up man!» Tonight was a special night, now this fat fuck was
screaming, like you wanna fight, so I said, «You gon’ bark all night, huh,
little doggy? Or you gonna bite?»
Motherfuck was still steaming, making a big scene, screaming, has to get
himself kicked out
He just peanut butter and jealous, peanut butter and jelly, calling an uber
with the smell of dick on his cellie
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Die Antwoord — Enter The Ninja

Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja

Текст Die Antwoord — Enter The Ninja

I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I’m a ninja, yo
My life is like a video game
I maintain when I’m in the zone
One player, one life on the mic limited time (Yo Ninja, go!)
No fucking around I’m cutting down anyone in my path
Trying to fuck with my game with razor sharp lyrical throw stars
Here my flow’s hot
Ho$$tyle
Wild, out of control
Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokol kos, skraal
Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast
When you living on the razor edge
Stay sharp sharp
Rolling with the $0$
High energy
You never seen Zef so fresh
Uh! When we mic check Hi-Tek flows flex
Yo we optimistic, not fuckin’ depressed
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can’t fuck with my new Zef flow
I’m hard to miss
«You can’t do this, you can’t do that»
Yo, fuckin’ who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle
Too cold to hold
You can’t fuck with the chosen one
I-I-I-I-I want the knife
Yo I’m a Ninja

I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Ninja is poes cool
But don’t fuck with my game, boy
Or I’ll poes you
Life is tough when I get stuck
And my time is up I push through
Till I break-break-break on through to the other side
Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker
Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain it’s not sore
Don’t ask for kak or you’ll get what you ask for
I’m like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive
My blades swing free
Decapitate a hater
With amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don’t play with me
I work my mic-saber like a wild fucking savage from the dark side danger!
Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek, Ninja’s motherfucking big in Japan
I seen the future but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams, and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja

I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Fuck this is like…
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
Fuck all of you who said I wouldn’t make it
They said I was a loser
They said I was a no-one
They said I was a fucking psycho
But look at me now, all up in the interweb, world wide
2009, futuristic
Enter the Ninja
Yo-Landi Vi$$er
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord
Dis mooi ne?

I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
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